JOKES Collectibles

Joke #1
Lolo: Apo, magtago ka na, anjan na titser mo, alam niyang umabsent ka ngayon di ba?

Apo: Lo, magtago ka na rin kasi dinahilan kong patay ka na kaya ako umabsent

Joke #2
GRADUATION SPEECH NI INDAY:

A fleasance afternoon to all, to me, to you, we, they and everyone.

Tonight, I am graduation, and i am froud of me.

I invitation you all to eat our house because i know someday that I will eat your house too.

I will die 10 chickens, 7 girls and 3 boys t eat you all and I will ask my father to cook my mother.

I'm suring you will come because i'm graduation. thank you

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English Movies You Should Never Translate in Tagalog

1. Black hawk down - ibong maitim sa ibaba
2. Dead man's chest - dodo ng patay
3. I know what you did last summer - uyy... Aminin!
4. Love, actually - sa totoo lang, pag-ibig
5. Million dollar baby - 50 million pisong sanggol (it
depends on the exchange rate of the country)
6. The Blair witch project - ang proyekto ng bruhang si
Blair

7. Mary poppins - si mariang may putok
8. Snakes on a plane - nag-ahasan sa ere
9. The postman always rings twice - ang kartero kapag
Dumutdot laging dalawang beses
10. Sum of all fears - takot MO, takot ko, takot nating
Lahat

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Dancing Image In your Browser

Today I found a rather interesting link you paste in the address http://

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Funny Shaking

Lets start with a funny one. just copy the below code and paste it to your web browser address bar and press enter..
we will see that your browser is shaking

javascript:function Shw(n) {if (self.moveBy) {for (i = 35; i > 0; i--) {for (j = n; j > 0; j--) {self.moveBy(1,i);self.moveBy(i,0);self.moveBy(0,-i);self.moveBy(-i,0); } } }} Shw(6)

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computer acronyms[Jokes][Please Read]

Computer acronyms

PCMCIA

People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms

ISDN

It Still Does Nothing

APPLE

Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity

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Thank you for flying philippine airlines!

Passengers on a Philippine Airlines flight heard this 

announcement from the captain, Capt. Juan Amorpropio: 

"Mga kababayan, I am sorry to inform you that we have lost power to all of our 

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